I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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