God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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