So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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