she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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