: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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