So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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