Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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