Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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