i'm signing you up for texting rehab
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
my being single is dangerous.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
