Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Hippo gnu deer
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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