i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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