found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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