Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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