I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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