I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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