you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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