just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday