You just made me feel so damn special
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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