i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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