How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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