What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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