i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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