i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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