you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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