Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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