Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Randomize
