after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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