I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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