census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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