no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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