Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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