he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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