do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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