note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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