Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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