sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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