"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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