I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
we made out on top of his cat.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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