my sisters under your porch take her home
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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