she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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