I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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