people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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