He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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