i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She even gives head with a lisp.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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