with your own penis?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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