whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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