i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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