Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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