My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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