Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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