i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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