What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
There r osticjed everywhere
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I am one with the molecules
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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