guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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