according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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