let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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