What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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