Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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