I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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